Is Madeline Talbott a terrorist?

or did she just bring down the U.S. economy in a nice way?

According to John McCain in an ad he is running in a number of swing states, Madeline Talbott knew Barack Obama. As if that’s not bad enough, she introduced him to ACORN and helped to bring down the U.S. economy by supporting the Community Reinvestment Act. She seems, according to the “insinuendo” in the ad, to have something to do with stealing elections too.

But is she a terrorist? This gets to the heart of the matter. Which matter, you might ask. Well, that question probably proves your terrorist leanings right there, you betcha!

With Colin Powell endorsing Barack Obama today, it is harder and harder to convince people that he is a terrorist. Or, perhaps it gets easier and easier to believe that Colin Powell is a terrorist. And a Muslim. After all, he endorsed one, didn’t he?

And now it’s getting real close to home, because Colin Powell was in the Army and served in at least one war (Gulf) and my father was in the Army and served in three wars (WWII, Korea, Vietnam). So, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree….there ya go!

Okay, that seems to be incontrovertible proof that I’m a terrorist, but I know I’m not a Muslim. I mean, I was raised a Catholic, went to Catholic schools through high school. And I don’t want to be a Muslim, because I have never earned my way to heaven in the Muslim church…well not exactly the Muslim CHURCH, more like the Muslim mosque.

But I did do that in the Catholic Church. We had indulgences in those days, and I went to Mass and Communion every first Friday for nine in a row AND wore my scapular (a cloth necklace with a holy picture on it) each time, and that guarantees me heaven, without any time in purgatory, which is a good thing because I am not good with pain…as I understood it when I was eight anyway, and I know of no such guarantee in the Muslim church, I mean mosque, so will you just let me stay Catholic please?

But I have to admit that it was Sister Irene who took us high school juniors out to the fields of Oregon to “clean” the migrant workers’ camps before they came in the spring, and my bet is that Sister irene is one of those folks who Sarah Palin calls anti-American, because I think she KNEW this was not just a service project but an eye-opening project because we girls from St. Mary’s could not believe that human beings were going to live in those awful tiny shacks with holes throughout the roofs and walls and no furniture except a terribly filthy dirty single mattress for a whole family.

So, there ya go. Clearly a terrorist upbringing and that’s where my concern for what we call social justice came from: the Church. Which, is, come to think of it, the Roman Catholic Church, which sounds pretty anti-American right there.

Sarah Palin says that people in small towns in the “pro-America” parts of the U.S. are good people. Which leaves us to only imagine where the anti-America parts of the U.S. are, and what we should do about them.

I’m guessing that Missouri has become anti-American. Those 100,000 people showing up for the Obama rally guaranteed them their infamous status.

I’m supposing that any state that votes Democratic is likely to be anti-American, in the book according to to Palin. And I have admitted publicly that I already voted early for Barack Obama, in Illinois of all places, so I don’t even think there’s a question about whether I’m anti or pro American…you can figure out which it is.

Or Jon Stewart can.  here’s a link to his  show  where he talks about pro America and anti, Sarah Palin and Cong. Michele Bachman

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As the lady in Ohio said in a recent interview, “a lot of Muslims are nice people, but Obama is one of the wicked Muslims.”

And she is one of the enlightened McCain supporters, I suppose.

Okay, I’m glad to have answered that question. Any others?

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